Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to developIf being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long. ?Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................]Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!.A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was homeMisuse of English! A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard & said: “Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:DFact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters, but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . . :-D